Balls or GTFO

Penn and Teller's Bullshit episode on Video Games

I love their show. Here's the episode on the topic of video games :

Portal: A Day in the Life of a Turret (Machinima)

Cat Vs. Printer

For all you cat people out there, here's a funny and cute video:

dinky cars transformers

I thought this little video was really cute and well made. Enjoy!

If TETRIS had Lyrics

LOL win

Let Me Borrow That Top

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA < nuff said







Man, I'm such a fan of Kelly's now XD LOL I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard at something



for more hilarious Kelly videos, merchandise and more, check out the official site www.liamshow.com

The sad truth about WoW

This video describes my feelings over WoW players. LOL I love the guy on the left, he's so severely mind-fucked

Batman Gets Pwned

LMAO this is so win

Star Trek: Beam Me Up, Hottie

For all the Trekkies and non-Trekkies out there (because it's still funny even if you're not into Star Trek), I present Star Trek: Beam Me Up, Hottie! by www.barelydigital.com , my new favorite parody site

Mega Man 3 remix

Some pirate dude sent me this link today, and it totally made my day... even if it was from a pirate... damn pirates... at least we have this common interest :


lol

"why It's okay for sex to hurt the vagina" Video respond

I found this guy on youtube, and laughed so hard at this video:



and my video response :) I totally feel like it's Sapphire's Sunday Night Sex Show



Sarcasm for the win :D

Jack Black on Yo Gabba Gabba

I was watching TV with my son this week, and when "Yo Gabba Gabba" aired on Treehouse, I was happily surprised to see Jack Black as the guest appearance on the show. Not only was he on it, but he was on the whole episode, and I have to admit, I highly enjoyed this even though I'm not usually into it. Here's the behind the scenes footage from that episode :

Germany Mourns

My thoughts and prayers are to all the families and friends of the 16 victims, most who were children, that lost their lives in the brutal shooting in Albertville secondary school in the town of Winnenden. I can not imagine living through such a horrific event and suffering the loss of a loved one. My condolences are with you all, and I hope that those who where present during the event find strength and courage to be at peace.



News articles can be found here :



http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7938876.stm

Mobo Art for the Sick Kids Project - I need your help

Hey everyone!

I created a project that I want to undergo this year, where I collect dead motherboards from people, recycle them by making art with them, and then selling them. All the profits made from the sales, I will be donating to the IWK Children Hospital to help sick kids have a better stay.



So with this project, I'm helping the environment by keeping less junk in the landfills, and helping sick children.

So, I need your help. If you have, or have friends/family/coworkers who have any dead motherboards, I'd like you to send them to me. If you are interested to help, let me know and email me at sapphyproductions@gmail.com and put "Mobo Art Project" in the subject line.

I also created a group for this over FACEBOOK here: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=131985790299

So please spread the word and help me out if you can!

Thanks <3>

Cancer Strikes Again

It's been a very emotionally challenging week for my family, as we found out that my aunt has been admitted to the hospital. We noticed a dramatic weight loss in her, over the span of 2 months, she must have lost 60-80 lbs. She always used to be loud and hyper, but even at Christmas she was very quiet and calm (which was really weird), and didn't seem to be feeling well, or eating as much as normal.

So she finally decided to go see her doctor, and he got her to get some tests done immediately, and as soon as the results came in, he had to admit her to the hospital because she suddenly started to retain water, and her tummy was inflated as big as a 9 month pregnant woman. They had to drain out the excess water, which came up to 8.5 L. Her bodily functions are starting to fail already, and it's really not looking god at all. I'd be surprised if she makes it till the end of the month.

She doesn't know the results yet, but knows something is wrong. We, her family, know that she has ovarian cancer, that has spread and is now generalized. She is very scared and freaked out, and we have been there with her at the hospital over the last few days to comfort her and be with her. She will be told by the doctor today what she has, and I'm somewhat glad that I'm not the one there to be with her when she finds out, because I don't think I'd be able to handle it.

It's crazy how everything just happened so fast, and suddenly we're told that she doesn't have long to live. I'm just happy that this woman has had a very good 3 years, since she had finally found the love of her life, at the age of 66 (at the time). She lived a very rough life and went through so much. She deserved a good life, and when she finally got it, cancer strikes. It's very unfair. The worst part, is that her boyfriend had lost his wife to the exact SAME cancer like 10 years ago. That poor man must really feel terrible in all this. I can't imagine losing the people I love most twice like that.

It's very hard watching my whole family trying to stay strong in all this and being so emotional. But we all have the attitude that it's part of life, and people come and go and there's not much we can do about it. It's just a shame that there is no cure for that terrible illeness, and that it can strike anyone at any time. :(

New Article : Energy Drinks

My latest "She's Got Game" article is officially published! Here I talk about the popularity of energy drinks, and the good and bad things about it.

Please support me and digg! it !

Ninja Restaurant?!?!?!?

Today is a wonderful day. If joy could be described as an orgasm, I'm totally having a Joygasm right now.

I just found out that the two things in the world that I love most (after my son ofcourse lol) FOOD, and NINJAZ, have been combined into this EPIC restaurant in New-York.



This is, by far, the most epic and awesome place that anyone could ever take me on a date at. LOL. I have to go there one day. I will never feel fulfilled in life if I don't got there. nope... It's a must! hehe

Sapphire's (orgasmic) Apple Crepes

Somebody asked me how I make my pancakes. I'll be honest, I really like putting cooked or fresh fruit as a topping with my pancakes. I don't have a pancake recipe, I usually buy the Aunt Jemima pancake mix where you add milk and eggs, or make my all time favorite; Crepes. But I can see this recipe adapting well to that as well, if you were to blend in the apple mixture into the actual batter, or use it as a topping.

This recipe I use for crepes (super thin pancakes that you put topping in the center and fold over. It's soooo good ! here's how I make it:

Sapphire's (orgasmic) Apple Crepes

2-3 big apples, peeled, cored, and diced
3 tbsp sugar
60 ml dried white wine
(optional, but really good)4 tbsp golden raisins
1 tsp lemon zest
1/2 tsp ground cinnamon

In a saucepan, mix all ingredients except the cinnamon. Bring to a boil, and reduce to simmer for about 5-10 minutes, or until cooked to desired tenderness. Add cinnamon. Put aside.

For the Crepes, whisk together in a bowl until really smooth and no clumps are left:

125 ml sifted all purpose flour
1 egg
175 ml milk
1 tsp sugar

In a big non-stick (important) frying pan on medium-high, heat a little bit of canola oil (because it's tasteless, and healthier). Pour about 1/4 of the batter right into the center, and then lift the pan off the burner, and spread around the batter till it spreads thin into an even circle. Place back on the burner, and let it cook until you see that the batter is cooked all the way through (you can lightly touch the center with your spatula and it's firm. Don't over cook, or they'll get crispy and wont fold properly.

Place the cooked crepe in a plate, then add about 1/4 of the apple mixture in a line in the center, and gently fold both sides over. Drizzle some melted chocolate (or ice cream chocolate sauce) and caramel sauce (or whatever creative topping you can think of... like powdered sugar, cinnamon sugar, chocolate shavings, raspberry coulis etc). Serve and Enjoy!

I've made a lot of people happy in the morning with this breakfast :)

Kids Say the Darnest Things: Science Exams

The following are all quotes from 11 year old's science exams:

"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin.Hydrogin is gin and water."

"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."

"H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."

"When you smell an odourless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide"

"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state"

"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."

"Blood flows down one leg and up the other."

"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration."

"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader"

"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."

"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."

"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."

"The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - A, E, I, O and U."

"Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."

"Planet: A body of earth surrounded by sky."

"Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot."

"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."

"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."

"For a nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops."

"For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and down to make Artificial Perspiration."

"For Fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor."

"For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it."

"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."

"To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."

"For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat."

"To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow."

"The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects."

"The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."

"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to."

"The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight."

"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."

"Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."

"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."

"Litre: A nest of young puppies."

"Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."