Geek <3 Valentine's day gifts

Not sure what to give to your geek this Valentine's day? I have compiled a list of awesome gifts for you.

Full article here ( http://www.spawnpoint.com/feature/12668/G33k_%3C3_Valentine%27s_Day_Gifts )

Please remember to DIGG it for me!

She's Got Game - Introduction

YAY!!! My first article on the gaming site www.spawnpoint.com has been published! I'm super excited! I'm really looking forward to all the work I have to do, because it's a lot of fun. I named my feature "She's Got Game" and made my banner myself.

Funny Durex Condoms Commercial

Funny Motocross Video...wtf lol

HAHAHAHA what the fuck?... random funny video

The Yoshimoto Cube

This definitely beats a Rubik's Cube hands down! (no pun intended lol)

Funniest Ninja Hentai Video Ever

Warning : sexual content and nudity... ok so it's animated porn, but with a humorous twist lol

I don't know why I keep finding the randomest shit ever, but when I found this, I couldn't stop laughing, and I even had to watch it twice



and LOL at the Sailor Moon reference

Star Wars... explained by someone who hasn't seen it

Being a fan of Star Wars, when I found this I couldn't help but laugh. It's so cute and funny!



Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Tenderest Pork Roast in the World mmmm

Yesterday, I used my slow cooker for the first time. I made a pork shoulder blade roast, and I swear to god guys, this was the best piece of meat I've ever put in my mouth lol. It was sooooo tender, when I tried to pick it up out of the pot to put it on a plate, the meat would shred on contact. It just melted in your mouth, and was so tasty!


FYI: I used a 6 Quarts crock pot


Tenderest Pork Roast You'll Ever Eat





3-5 lbs Pork Shoulder Blade Roast, excess fat trimmed around the edges


Spice Rub:

Paprika
Garlic Powder
Pepper
Greek Meat Seasonings (or any of your favorite meat seasonings. I buy this bottle called "Cavender's All Purpose Greek Seasonings", and it's super good on any meat)
Crushed Rosemary

-Rub spiced all over the meat, coating evenly.
-Heat up a frying pan with a little bit of oil on HIGH heat. Once the pan is already hot, brown your meat (this is called searing), without cooking it through (like 20 seconds each side). This process adds flavor and will keep your meat juicy.
-Place the seared meat in your crock pot, and add:

1 pouch Onion Soup mix
3 cups water

Put the lid on , and cook for 6 hours on high. Baste around 5 hours into it.

Note: you can do this recipe with a beef roast, and it'll be equally tender and delicious. If you want to make a gravy to accompany it, scoop out all the bits and pieces left in the juices, transfer the juice to a saucepan on medium-high heat, and whisk in a couple of spoons of melted butter mixed with flour (equal parts) a little bit at a time, until thick enough. Season to taste and serve with meat and mashed potatoes.



As a side dish, I made a delicious cheesy scalloped potatoes (in the microwave). Here's the recipe:

Microwaved Cheesy Scalloped Potatoes

5 large sized potatoes, sliced in evenly thin slices ( I used and instrument called a mandolin that does it automatically, but you can use a big sharp knife and go by eye too)

-Lay evenly the sliced potatoes in a Dutch oven, or Corningware dish (avoid over piling them in the center, or it wont cook enough). Then, in the following order, evenly lay on top:

1 small onion, sliced thinly
1 garlic clove, minced
1/2 cup whole milk
2 tbsp flour
2 tbsp butter or margarine in chunks
1 tsp oregano
Pepper and Salt to taste

Cover and cook in the microwave on high for 15 minutes. Take it out (careful not to burn yourself) and top with:

5 sliced of cheese (kraft singles)
and 1/2 cup shredded cheddar

Cook uncovered in the microwave for another 5 minutes. Serve and enjoy!

Super Mario Theme Song ... Hand farts? LOL

Now this is a man who knows how to use his hands lol

Survey on Energy Drinks

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Are you a Pastafarian?

My newest satirical find that gave me a big smile and "/facepalm" moment

I. I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization.

II. Thou ought not do stuff thou already knowest is wrong, like killing, lying, cheating, stealing, etc. Dost thou really need these carved into a rock?

III. Judge not, for verily it be not thine job neither most likely to be thine business.

IV. Hey, try not to buy too much useless crap, OK?

V. Be kind unto others whether they are kind unto thou or not, for it maketh thou the better person in most situations, and occasionally it doth piss off an idiot, which is funny unto Your Lord the Sauced One.

VI. Thou ought not consume "cheese" from a green cardboard can, nor ought thou allow such cans into thy homes.

VII. Thou shalt share, that none may seek without finding.

VIII. Thou shalt not feel guilty for feeling good.

IX. Thou shalt remember that all the peoples of the Earth are equally My Creatures. When thee worship strippers, always show thy monetary appreciation generously. Remember that midgets are Holy unto Me; thou shalt not overlook them.

X. Thou ought not take thy Pasta in vein. Or artery, for that matter.

XI. Thou ought ever seek to improve thy Pasta, to more closely approach the Divine Noodliness.

XII. Thou ought beware those who claim to have achieved Noodly Perfection, for they are False Chefs whose claims of the Perfect Recipe will lead thee astray.

LOL


And on that note, watch this news clip:

6-year-old takes family car after missing bus

source : http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iKKETCuXgBnZdJiuCYCqcRYR6w0gD95HS7K00

WICOMICO CHURCH, Va. (AP) — A 6-year-old Virginia boy who missed his bus tried to drive to school in his family's sedan — and crashed. His parents were charged with child endangerment. State police said the boy suffered only minor injuries and authorities drove him to school after he was evaluated at a local hospital for a bump on his head. He arrived shortly after lunch, Sgt. Tom Cunningham said.

It happened around 7:40 a.m. Monday on Route 360, about 61 miles east of Richmond.

The boy, whose name wasn't released, missed the bus, took the keys to his family's 2005 Ford Taurus and drove nearly six miles toward school while his mother was asleep, police said.

He made at least two 90-degree turns, passed several cars and ran off the rural two-lane road several times before hitting an embankment and utility pole about a mile and a half from school.

The boy told police he learned to drive playing Grand Theft Auto and Monster Truck Jam video games.

"He was very intent on getting to school," said Northumberland County Sheriff Chuck Wilkins. "When he got out of the car, he started walking to school. He did not want to miss breakfast and PE."

His parents, Jacqulyn Deana Waltman, 26, and David Eugene Dodson, 40, are each charged with child endangerment, Wilkins said. Waltman is being held without bond. Dodson was released on a $5,000 bond.

It was not clear if they had attorneys.

The boy and his 4-year-old brother were placed in protective custody.

"This really is a story of miracles," Wilkins said. "The Lord was with him, along with everybody else on the highway."

I have to say first and foremost, this kid was fuckin' lucky shit he didn't crash, or die, or hit or kill someone. If I was his mom, I'd be scared shitless about this situation. I hope to God mine never pulls off anything like this lol.

But despite the scariness of this story, I couldn't help but find it cute... lol In a sad kind of way. I mean, the kid has to be loving school a lot, to be willing to drive himself there lol.

A few things do come to my mind as I read this, and it kinda makes me disappointed in the parents behind all this. I mean, I wouldn't let my 6 year old play GTA ! lol like, great way to teach your kids good values and manners, you morons. Also, why was the mother sleeping while her kid was off to take the bus? Not very responsible, in my opinion. Which is probably why they took their kids away. Sad story.

My New Year Resolutions for 2009

It took me a while to think it through, because if I'm going to set myself some goals, I have to be realistic about them (time, money, etc).

1- I will actually go to the gym (cuz I'm paying and not going LOL). 2-3 times a week, whenever the baby's gone with his daddy. I need to get back in shape, cuz bearing children gives you rolls you didn't have before... which can be annoying lol

2- I will read more books - Being ADHD, reading is a task more than a pleasure, depending on how interesting the book can be. I have to force myself, because I want to go to school in September, and I don't have anybody kicking me in the butt about doing my homework, or studying... so I have to mentally prepare myself.

3- Get accepted in college

4- Make an effort to keep my place cleaner - ESPECIALLY dishes... lol been really lazy about that T_T

5- Teach myself organisation skills... I really need them


I think that pretty much sums it up. I hope I'll be able to achieve all that. I'll be pretty damn proud of myself and a happier person if I do :)

11 year old Sonic the Hedgehog fan fights city hall and wins

I thought this was really cute (being a gamer, and wanting a hedgehog pet for myself)



Original article here: http://www.ktka.com/news/2009/jan/02/11yearold_fights_city_hall_and_wins