12 days of xmas - a la Pure Pwnage

Once again, the Pure Pwnage crew has created a masterpiece for their fans. I fuckin' love these guys lol

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12 Days of Christmas (lyrics)

-So yeah, this is the Christmas song and I've got everyone here and we're all going to sing. You guys know what you're gonna sing?

-Oh, I don't do this at all Kyle...

-Umm, I'm gonna start the drums.

-Kyle this's so stupid, like, who- who even cares about Christmas, come on...

-Alright, uhmm, so are you guys ready?

-Yeyeye whatever yeye...

-I'm not.

-Let's start with uhh, Jeremy, I guess... So, what do you want for Christmas?

-Well, everything, Kyle, come on... What don't I want for Christmas, you know, that's all I'm saying.

-Well, ok, what's a one thing you want for Christmas that's gonna set the song now.

-One thing, ok, I'll think about that for a second... Oh, I know what it is, Kyle...

On the first day of Christmas my parents gave to me a copy of StarCraft 2!

-Nice, ok, so is- is there anything else you want for Christmas?

-Uh, no that's it, I think, pretty much.

-Is there, you know, well, the song's gotta go on, you need 2 of something and 3 of something and 4 of something...

-Well, if I got to...

I guess, on the second day of Christmas my parents gave to me another copy of StarCraft 2...

-Key, It's gotta be something different on the second day, like you want 2 of something, then you need 3 of something, then 4 of som- that's the way the song goes.

-Oh, I mean, yeah, I guess there's some other stuff, I guess, I- I could get...

-Alright.

-On the second day of Christmas I found under the tree two pimp video cards and a copy of StarCraft 2!

-Alright, T-Bag, uhh, you want anything for Christmas?

-Not really, I kind of own everything, I mean, what, if I want something, I'll get it myself.

-Ok, there's got to be something that you don't have right now that you would... like to have, right?

-But like what, I mean, I don't, I don't care- Oh, OH!

On the third day of Christmas I found under the tree three cosplay hotties-

-Two pimp video cards and a copy of StarCraft 2!

Well, Kyle that was... fun, I guess I'm gonna take off then-

-Nonono, it's-it's-it's twelve days, we need at least twelve things-

-Twelve?!

-Yeah, twelve.

-Kyle, it's been like, ohhh...

On the fourth day of Christmas my parents gave to me, like, 4 billion Wii points-

-Three cosplay hotties-

-Two new video cards and a copy of StarCraft2!

On the fifth day of Christmas my parents left for me- Kyle's so gay, lol!

-Four- no I'm not!

-Three cosplay hotties-

-Two pimp video cards and a copy of StarCraft 2!!-

-Yeah!

-On the sixth day of Christmas my ISP gave to me a six millisecond ping, five - Kyle's gay!! Lol!

-Four, there's no way!-

-Three cosplay hotties-

-Two pimp video cards and a copy of Starcraft 2!

-Shiit...

On the seventh day of Christmas my sponsors gave to me 7.1 speakers-

-Six millisecond ping, five - Kyle loves men!

-That's totally wrong-

-Three cosplay hotties-

-Two pimp video cards and a copy of StarCraft 2!

-Alright, uh, Dave! Dave, you've been quiet, you wanna sing something?

-No, man, I'm not singing shit!

-It's not hard, you just have to sing whatever you want for Christmas, just put a number in front of it, whatever you-

-*BURP* I don't believe in Christmas.

-Alright, well, why- why don't I just start for you then.

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight-

-Eat a dick-

-7.1 speakers-

-Six millisecond ping, five - Kyle's homosexual!-

-Four, I'm heterosexual-

-Three cosplay hotties-

-Two pimp video cards and a copy of StarCraft 2!

On the ninth day of Christmas I bought with my Wii points MegaMan 9-

-Eight-

-Eat a dick-

-7.1 speakers-

-Six millisecond ping, five - Kyle cradles balls!-

-Four, that's not true!-

-Three cosplay hotties-

-Two pimp video cards and a copy of StarCraft 2!

-Oh, Kyle, I got one- I-I mean, I got one, hold on, kay, get ready. Alright, alright...

On the tenth day of Christmas my sponsors gave to me 1080p-

-MegaMan 9-

-Eight-

-Eat a dick-

-7.1 speakers-

-Six millisecond ping, KYLE STROKES SHAFTS!!!

-I don't know what you're talking about-

-Three cosplay hotties-

-Two... pimp video cards and a copy of StarCraft, like, 2!

-Nice-

-Ok, so uh, Doug couldn't make it, because he said he was too busy, but he said he'd sing something over Vent.

*beep* Hey, Doug, are you there? *beep*

-*beep* Ahahaha!! *beep*

-*beep* Ok, so are you ready to go? *beep*

-*beep* Yeh-Yeah! Let's do it!! *beep*

*beep* On the eleventh days of Christmas my AK gave to me eleven straight headshots-

-1080p-

-MegaMan 9-

-Eight...-

-Eat a dick!-

-7.1 speakers-

-Six millisecond ping, five - Kyle loves the gay!-

-I don't... love the gay-

-Three cosplay hotties-

-Two pimp video cards and a copy of StarCraft 2!!1

-Alright, so here's twelve, it's the last one-

-Oh, finally!...

-Yay...

-It's been like eighteen hours!-

-Woo!-

-No, it's been, like, four minutes, so...

-Yeah, three or four minutes, man, but you finish it out-

-Oh, come on Kyle, twelve's a big number-

-Let's go, let's go-

-Ohh...

On the twelfth day of Christmas I pwned on my PC twelve billion noobs-

-Awahahaha!!

-1080p-

-MegaMan 9-

-Eight-

-This song licks-

-7.1 speakers

-Six millisecond ping, KYLEEE SWALLOOOOOOWS LOOAAAAADS!!!1

-Four, what the fuck?!-

-Three cosplay hotties-

-Two turtling noobs and a copy of StarCraft 2 alpha!

Seriously Blizzard, pleeeeeeeaaaase… I’m on my hands and knees… Blizzard, pleeeeeaaase, hook a brother up, please, Starcraft 2 alpha, pleeeaaase…

- There’s only one brother here.

-Ahahahaha, oh my god, that was awesome, huuh... Kay, sorry, what are we doing?... *beep*