New Article : Energy Drinks

My latest "She's Got Game" article is officially published! Here I talk about the popularity of energy drinks, and the good and bad things about it.

Please support me and digg! it !

Ninja Restaurant?!?!?!?

Today is a wonderful day. If joy could be described as an orgasm, I'm totally having a Joygasm right now.

I just found out that the two things in the world that I love most (after my son ofcourse lol) FOOD, and NINJAZ, have been combined into this EPIC restaurant in New-York.



This is, by far, the most epic and awesome place that anyone could ever take me on a date at. LOL. I have to go there one day. I will never feel fulfilled in life if I don't got there. nope... It's a must! hehe

Sapphire's (orgasmic) Apple Crepes

Somebody asked me how I make my pancakes. I'll be honest, I really like putting cooked or fresh fruit as a topping with my pancakes. I don't have a pancake recipe, I usually buy the Aunt Jemima pancake mix where you add milk and eggs, or make my all time favorite; Crepes. But I can see this recipe adapting well to that as well, if you were to blend in the apple mixture into the actual batter, or use it as a topping.

This recipe I use for crepes (super thin pancakes that you put topping in the center and fold over. It's soooo good ! here's how I make it:

Sapphire's (orgasmic) Apple Crepes

2-3 big apples, peeled, cored, and diced
3 tbsp sugar
60 ml dried white wine
(optional, but really good)4 tbsp golden raisins
1 tsp lemon zest
1/2 tsp ground cinnamon

In a saucepan, mix all ingredients except the cinnamon. Bring to a boil, and reduce to simmer for about 5-10 minutes, or until cooked to desired tenderness. Add cinnamon. Put aside.

For the Crepes, whisk together in a bowl until really smooth and no clumps are left:

125 ml sifted all purpose flour
1 egg
175 ml milk
1 tsp sugar

In a big non-stick (important) frying pan on medium-high, heat a little bit of canola oil (because it's tasteless, and healthier). Pour about 1/4 of the batter right into the center, and then lift the pan off the burner, and spread around the batter till it spreads thin into an even circle. Place back on the burner, and let it cook until you see that the batter is cooked all the way through (you can lightly touch the center with your spatula and it's firm. Don't over cook, or they'll get crispy and wont fold properly.

Place the cooked crepe in a plate, then add about 1/4 of the apple mixture in a line in the center, and gently fold both sides over. Drizzle some melted chocolate (or ice cream chocolate sauce) and caramel sauce (or whatever creative topping you can think of... like powdered sugar, cinnamon sugar, chocolate shavings, raspberry coulis etc). Serve and Enjoy!

I've made a lot of people happy in the morning with this breakfast :)

Kids Say the Darnest Things: Science Exams

The following are all quotes from 11 year old's science exams:

"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin.Hydrogin is gin and water."

"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."

"H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."

"When you smell an odourless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide"

"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state"

"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."

"Blood flows down one leg and up the other."

"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration."

"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader"

"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."

"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."

"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."

"The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - A, E, I, O and U."

"Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."

"Planet: A body of earth surrounded by sky."

"Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot."

"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."

"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."

"For a nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops."

"For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and down to make Artificial Perspiration."

"For Fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor."

"For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it."

"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."

"To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."

"For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat."

"To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow."

"The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects."

"The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."

"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to."

"The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight."

"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."

"Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."

"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."

"Litre: A nest of young puppies."

"Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."

Boy Interupted : I Kissed a Boy and I Liked It

Hahaha this parody of Katy Perry's song "I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It" is brilliant and funny

Random LOTR Funny

LOL some people might find this lame, but for some reason I laughed so hard I shed a couple of tears when I saw this funny voice-over Lord Of The Rings clip:

Ninja Parade

I love my ninjas ^_^

My First Modelling Photoshoot

So yesterday I went to a photoshoot for Nick Gaines, and I have a good shot of me.



I had to photoshop the hell out of my arm, because I have scars that I was hoping wouldn't be in focus... lol so I hope nobody minds.

Ninjaz Love Them Peachez!

I was browsing music videos on Youtube, and I remembered this old song I used to love back in the days. I watched the video for the first time ever, and to my great surprise, NINJAZ!!!!

Call it the Valentine's Day Blues

Yesterday was Valentine's day, and me and two of my best friends and I went out as singles to see a movie together. We all had a great time, laughed a bunch. I really had a blast.

However, today I find myself in a strange mood. I feel like it's hitting me for the first time in a while, that I really feel lonely by myself. I mean, the last 6 years of my life were with boyfriends. And I broke up with my last one in April 2008.

This time it was different, because we had a baby together. Long story short, things just really didn't work out between us, and we both agreed that we tried and it's better off being on good terms and going our own ways.

I've been quite busy all year taking care of my son, and getting myself pulled together after the separation. I've been trying to adjust and live on my own, and it's been challenging emotionally. I can say though that I'm doing pretty good. Today I've applied to college in Web design for September 2009 to help me get a career started so I can be completely independent financially. I hope all that goes well, and I'm definitely looking forward to it.

Despite all the good things looking up for me, I'm still missing being with someone. I love being affectionate, and having a partner for ...everything! you know? I'm touch starved, and miss being intimate. I miss being flattered and complimented. I miss cuddling, and talking about everything and anything. I miss kissing! boy, do I ever love kissing!

I really hope I can find a good partner, who can love me, protect me, confide in me, laugh with me, make love to me, and who can take good care of me, and my son. (In the sens of accepting him, not taking over ownership sorta deal. He still has his daddy). I'm not in a rush to jump into a relationship right now, but I know I definitely hope to find my soul mate.

This music video makes me nostalgic for love



And that's my serious post. I just needed to get it out of my system :P

Love Me Tender...Or Else

This video totally made my day on so many levels. lol Enjoy!



Daaayum XD

Big is Beautiful Dammit

Note: when I reffer to "skiny bitchez", I'm not saying I have a problem with anyone skinny. I mean the skinny women who act like they're all that, and have an attitude about themselves... I love everybody, except the occasional asshole, so don't take offense if you're thin. It's only your problem if you're a bitch too.

It's a little sad to admit, but we (women), are on a lot of pressure about the way we look. Where only 1 to 5 % of women are considered to be "Model Material", the rest of us are competing to try to look the same and struggling to do just that. It's so frustrating, because guys will look at these "hot babes" and get some idea in their head that that's what a real woman's supposed to look like. So where does the average, chubby, real woman fit? Luckily not all men are shallow, and there are many who don't see it as an issue. But the real problem is how we feel about ourselves. Are we to give out, and pressure ourselves to be something we're not? Or can we be a little big and feel great in our skin without stressing out about what others think?

Guess what... BIG IS BEAUTIFUL DAMMIT!~ Girls don't need to be skinny bitchez with balloon tits to be sexy. I mean, I don't like when girls' ribs pop out... it makes me want to give them a bucket of fried chicken. I like curvy, real, normal women. Now there is a difference between big, and fat.

Chubby is acceptable, but severely overweight (and by that I mean that you have more than love handles and a couple of rolls), only means that you don't care about your health, and have some issues. I mean face it, we can all let ourselves go a little bit sometimes. But excessively is something to be very concerned about. I mean honestly, you can't feel good about yourself if you're carrying an extra hundred pounds around. It's about being healthy, and when you feel good inside, and outside, your sex appeal goes up.

Here are some REAL women, and who are very sexy even if they're not skinny or with fake boobs:

Beyonce Knowles : She's got nice curvy strong legs and ass , and is all natural beauty






And here are some randoms of curvy, real, beautiful, sexy women







Miss Teen UK 2008 : Chloe Marshall . TAKE THAT SKINNY BITCHEZ!!! hahahahaha About freakin time!



Queen Latifa



Marilyn Monroe



Here's ME! hahaha sorry for the lack of full body shots, I'll update as soon as I get one taken



I'm a size 16-18 right now. The biggest I've been was probably a 20, and that was before my pregnancy. I looked my absolute best as a size 14, and never had problems finding boyfriends. Right now, I'm just stuck on a "plateau" of mommy fat that seems to be stubborn to go away. I'm always at home with the baby, and working from home, so it's hard for me to find the place and time to go work out. So I go for walks at the mall (during winter time) , and I'm looking forward to the summer to go walk everywhere and go swimming. I'd like to get a Wii fit too, cuz it's fun and a good way to work out and get in shape. I just want to be able to keep up with my little man when he starts running around, without feeling like I'm running a marathon. haha

Despite my overweightness, I still feel great in my skin. You know why? Because I know I'm beautiful even if I have a fat ass. If anything, at least I have one, and it's something nice to grab (if you're reaching lol). Hurray for big booties! LOL

It's all about who you are inside. So don't feel pressure if you're not like a porn star. It's okay, because great personality brings you far in life. You won't need to result to porn to make money

Tragedy Strikes Australia :(

It has been all over the news; Australia's bushfires have claimed up to 166 deaths and several hundred homes and lands burned down.



Over 700 hundred homes have been destroyed by the inferno, leaving many people in tears.





So far two people behind the fires have been caught. The arsonists behind the bushfires will be trialed as Mass Murderers .



By the way, people in Australia, shop at Coles on Friday. All profits from that day are going to the Bushfire Appeal. These people need our help to rebuild their lives. Whole towns are wiped out. We can do something to help. Also if anyone is eligible to donate blood, I'm sure the Red Cross blood service would appreciate help during this time.


I am totally saddened by this tragic event. It's totally unfair that all this distruction and pain was caused by arsonists. I'm hoping that things will settle very soon, and that no more casualties will happen. I have many friends in Australia who have had the scare of their lives, and have lost so much.

If it's in your possibility to help, the red cross accepts donations , and you can find out how to help here: http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,25031604-5013122,00.html

Bill Gates Releases Musquitoes at a Packed Conference

'There's no reason only poor people should get malaria': The moment Bill Gates released jar of mosquitoes at packed conference

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It was a show-stopping move by any standards.

Bill Gates, the billionaire founder of Microsoft and a renowned philanthropist, let loose a swarm of mosquitoes at a technology conference in California to highlight the dangers of malaria.

‘Malaria is spread by mosquitoes,’ the Microsoft founder yelled at a well-heeled crowd at a technology conference in California.

’I brought some,’ he added. ‘Here, I’ll let them roam around – there is no reason only poor people should be infected.’
He let the shocked audience sweat for a minute or so before assuring them that the freed insects were malaria- free.

But that didn’t satisfy all the attendees.

‘That’s it. I am not sitting up front anymore,’ eBay founder Pierre Omidyar said.

The stunt was an attempt by Gates – who quit Microsoft last year to concentrate on his charity work - to hammer home the importance of malaria prevention.

It is one of the pet projects of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation that announced last year it was donating £115 million to help develop a vaccine for the deadly disease.
Up to 2.7 million people a year still die of malaria each year, 75 per cent of them African children.

I have to say, I'm proud of the guy for his daring move. Some people say he's only doing it for attention, but I think it's the right kind of attention. He's trying to encourage people to do something if they can to help find preventive means against Malaria for everyone around the world. Getting the big cheeses of the food chain realize that they can easily be on the bottom of it, could just get them to think again about where they spend their money.

+ Respect for Mr. Gates

Christian Bale's Bitch Fit

If you haven't heard about it yet, actor Christian Bale (the newest Batman), threw a huge fit at one of the crew members for distracting him during the shoot of an intense scene of Terminator 4. Clip available here.

Now, I can understand that when you're very focused in what you do, and you're passionate about your work, you don't put up with any kind of bull shit from others. But going at it for 4 minutes? haha I think it was pretty funny either way. I kinda feel bad for the guy who's getting ripped apart by Mr. Bale here... But lesson learned: don't fuck with Batman

Here's a fun techno remix: